*~*Miss Pammy Tan*~*

Soooo thinking back about the club last night and how Phylaine and I were pretty much literally bounced off the platform, i decided to say something about it.

If you CAN"T DANCE, don't go to a club. No one wants to see your flinging arms and awkward movements interrupting our dance. (Butterfly and I once encountered a crazy man in his own little world dancing next to us on the platform. There was arm flinging, wild twisting and horrible sweating!(Like eww, please don't let us be seen near you)

If you DON'T LIKE TO DANCE, please stay the hell away from clubs. They are crowded enough already. You standing there like a dumb ass is just breathing my oxygen (which there already is a lack of from cigarettes) and taking up space, creating more body heat making more people sweat. NOT HOTT. There are places called pubs for people like you.

If you CAN'T DRESS for a club, please do NOT club. It is soo not hot to have someone wearing a t-shirt under their tank top and jeans dancing in front of you. HELLO, we're in the 21st century. It is ok for people to see some arm skin. not like you have boobs anyway. (not that i have anything against small boobed people, just that no guy is going to try and feel you up if there is nothing to feel :))
Also, It is not hott to be dressed like you're going for a wedding dinner. I know the clubs said dress to impress but i don't think they meant it in that way. *rolls eyes*

If you CAN'T HOLD YOUR LIQUOR, don't drink! There have been way too many times i go to a club and there is puke all over the freakin' floor! It is so not hott to pass out in front of a club with everyone watching and throw-up all over yourself. Plus you make more work for the aunties and uncles who clean up after you. Worse was when i went to dbl O once and there was puke in the sink!! sick b*tch :X

If you CAN'T SING, please don't sing!!! Just last night i was ROFL at this crazy guy who was singing the lyrics to god knows what all out of tune. and its like ewww, i come to the club for good music, not to listen to some wannabe G Unit thug belt out the lyrics to a song he only half knows and can't sing.

These rules go out to all the people (Especially those girls last Wednesday who were jumping like its a rock concert, inappropriately singing, dressed like retards, knocking people over and hair flicking. You know its you if you're feeling guilty) who does any of the 5 above. Please go jump off a bridge or something.

<3
Love, your Toxic.