*~*Miss Pammy Tan*~*

Hey loversss,
missed me? LOL my weekend was very fun!! But I am sorry to tell you it will remain a mystery for most. Reason being, I am a shady person, with a shady life! muahaha.

shad·y

[shey-dee] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –adjective, shad·i·er, shad·i·est.

1.	abounding in shade; shaded: shady paths.

2.	giving shade: a shady tree.

3.	shadowy; indistinct; spectral.

4.	of dubious character; rather disreputable: shady dealings.

But really (--,) theres a good reason- for I wouldn't deprive you all of reading about wonderful me! hahaha
Anyway, just a few things I did....

I met up with my love Rachel to eat at 85 with Honey! (finally!! after forever!!)
I ate shady mucus looking curry (but not much cuz it looked like mucus and I don't eat curry...i mean just imagining how they made that texture is like.....*shivers*)
I went to Whitesands! -They really revamped the place! amazing! and they have really yummy baked rice at one of the stores (thanks *insert mystery name here* i lurve you!) (--,)
I painted my nails! they're light purple with silver glitters on the tip in the French manicure style :D
I went to see the fireworks but SOMEONE made us late...so in the end, missed it and went for dinner instead. (So, SOMEONE still owes me a fireworks viewing *humph*)
Had delicious pad thai noodles at Thai Express (thanks Ash! i lurve you!)...but for some reason it was like Thai kopitiam in there LOL Standards dropped at the esplanade...shady stuff....
Saw the Simpsons again! LOL second time and it was still incredibly funny! And just to keep with the shady theme it was a midnight showing (--,)

And just because I am THAT shady, I didn't take any pictures! (--,)
but because I am terribly vain, I will leave you with my shady looking picture.....

Side note- I think I look good in hats. I think I want a hat. Kor's head is very big :X

I forgot to add one:

Traumatized by a crazy woman in the Citylink restroom!! Ahhhh OMG!! she was so scary!! she like shouted at me for touching her tap when i wanted to use water to fix my hair!!

<3
Love, your Toxic.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Yay! yesterday I went to dinner with Josephine! After a short meet up with the rest at macs, we went to MOS to celebrate WG's first anniversary! It was super fun with the rnb and drinks (--,) they also had bubbles!! when I was dancing on the platform. lolsss super fun!! I lurve bubbles!! But they did spray a lot of smoke (--,) (I think its to make up for the missing cigarette smoke) Good night with people I love! and thanks Jackie for the ride home! (L)

Peektures!

Me and Xiao lin!! (credits to Nashie :D )

Me and ZiHan

Me Jayce and Xiao lin!

Shan and me!
(yea only 1 pic the WG photogapher took of me was good ...the rest....no comment...LOL)

The Girls!

Hahaha funniest candid ever (I love ur hair la Xiao lin!! stop touching!!)

P.S- You all who made fun of me after are terrible people!!! Death Master is my KOR (big brother) hor!!! wah lau can you all think straight a little?!

<3
Love, your Toxic.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Yay!!! Today I went to town with Jerome to see the Simpsons movie!! While waiting for time to pass before the movie, we walked around for awhile. Then, I saw super pretty lights in the middle of the junction between Takashimaya and Paragon! Jerome then asked to cross the road. I was still somewhat confused but crossed anyway. All of a sudden, it hit me...there were new pedestrian lights!! OMG they're so interesting! Apparently, you can now anyhow cross the street during the designated street crossing time! As in...criss cross! the traffic light pointed an "X". Wooaahhh!! amazing stuff!

I'm pretty sure you can't see it in my picture, but its there!! tada! but you can still see the pretty pink and blue lights in the middle of the road. Squint a little, and you can even see a pedestrian crossing diagonally! muahah!! I will go and purposely cross there again soon (--,)

The Simpsons movie was great!! OMG it was so funny I couldn't stop laughing......and neither could Jerome or the other guy sitting next to me (--,) hahaha. All the dumbness and political satire all mixed in was great. My favorite part was when Homer was impersonating a "Captain...Marriot Hotel" haha and "spider pig, spider pig~~" LOL The audience also finally got to see Bart naked!! muahaha...super XXX rated!! (--,) and...rather small :X hahah okok he's still a boy after all. Pam's rating is 4.5/5 :D

I also am glad that Blogger auto-saves my posts, cuz the Cathay cinema's website freezes my computer. I have no idea why *stares suspiciously*

Before I sign off, I want everyone to know that blueberry cornflakes are uber delicious!! I happened upon them after I discovered-to my utter disappointment- that SOMEONE *stares accusingly at the siblings* had eaten my PERSONAL box of Frosted Flakes! Roarrrr!!
Poor, flake-less me had to scavenge around for already-made food (yea yea cuz I'm lazy and didn't want to cook...but in my defense its not the cooking...I love cooking...i just hate cleaning up :X ). But I suppose, when one door closes another opens (in this case instead of door, its cereal box). Blueberry flakes and I are now the best of friends! -until I get some frosted flakes again! muahahaha!

<3
Love, your Toxic.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

I think i just ate an ant :X
I was just stuffing my face with a ham and cheese sandwich for supper when i saw one of those tiny weeny ants no larger than a grain of sand, frolicking around on my hand. I intended to sweep it off into the trash can next to my bed and on my way to lean over, i took another bite of my sandwich. By the time I looked over onto my hand again, Tiny (what i named the ant) had disappeared! Poor thing is probably hanging onto some ham (or cheese) in my tummy for its dear life.

The above diagram explains my overactive imagination of what the ant Tiny, is currently doing. (click to enlarge)

I heard that ants are supposed to be nutritious though. At least thats what I was told in 3rd grade by the class weirdo named Kyle, who licked ants off the floor trying to impress my friend Phini Elkins. I somehow doubt his wooing tactics worked.....

Anyway, may Tiny's rendezvous be a statement to every single ant that has been infiltrating my house like its world war III. *touch wood*

So, today I met Grace and we went down to Orchard for some browsing! *brows* We hunted around for those wooden doll houses. We did find a really ugly one at Takashimaya but I'd rather play with Barbie dolls. I mean, these days modern toys with working/bending knees and all, who's gonna wanna have a lump of wood daddy and mommy with little to no hair? I think-correct me if I'm wrong- any kid would be a little traumatized to have a chemotherapy stricken wood doll while his/her friends are playing with fully haired/clothed/boobed dolls.

"hey look at my new Barbie convertible! it has an inbuilt phone and it makes music!"
"oh...I've got a new wood car....you can't put things in it...but i painted on the chrome rims!"
Sad case. Way to go....mess up a kid for life -.-"

The worse thing is: you just killed a tree and the wood toys cost more than the plastic ones did.

We also saw the Japanese doll house thing but instead of dolls they have like animals. Also, the houses look like wood, only, its fake wood and really plastic. So, sad case she didn't get anything :( don't worry babes, we shall search harder!

We visited Phy at the wine club for dinner! Yummy! by the time we finished the long journey to the middle of nowhere (aka Tanglin) we were fungry!! (Fucking+hungry=Fungry for future reference) We had the delicious xiao long baos and noodles! I wish the aunty lived near me...I'd so visit her everyday!! yummm (--,)

To my surprise Phys mom was there learning how to make xiao long baos! woo hoo!! I foresee learning them from her and eating till i look like one! muahaha!!

Phy, Grace!

On a side note: Mambo dancing should be banned while diving :x hahaha If Yang's ever gets pulled over he'll not be charged for DUI but DWMI instead. hahaha (Driving While Mambo Influenced) shhh don't tell him I said that :X All i have to say is I'm glad the windows are tinted.....Phy is quickly catching onto the moves (--,)

<3
Love, your Toxic.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Did everyone check out my hott new Blog skin?! MUAHAHA!! I'm so happy!! My dearest, most fantabulous Phylaine has made it for me!!! It took her 6 straight hours and then some! I am so in love with her!!*XOXO*

Anyway, on Saturday, I went to Bugis with Jayce and Angela for awhile (--,) We visited the temple and i only went halfway in cuz I bought a drink. LOL but its very interesting as atheist as i am :D The decoration, the people, the style ;)

At around 7:30ish Jayce and I went down to Marina bay to meet my EMO group for Jia Yi's birthday! Yay for steamboat! we ate for like 3 hours! *rolls around in fats* but it totally put down my steamboat craving. LOL And another great thing was that we could see the National Day Parade's fireworks from across the ocean! Beautiful! I love fireworks! I only wish they had the smiley ones cuz they make me happy lol.

Proof that I cook!! mauahah!!

The birthday boy was very sporting ! They totally sabotaged him! LOL Poor guy.

But it must have been done all out of love, im sure (--,).............

Me feeding Jackie shrimp! lol
I think I ate enough to last a couple of days too :X LOL

Me rubbing my totally bloated tummy :X

Me, Jayce, Serena!

Today I went to Yao's with Honey, Ger, Jerome, and Chenghao to play Wii!! muahah!! Yao's house is like an arcade (--,) Wii, X box, laptops, some gituar game, PSP, DS lite. Grrr spoiled!! (--,) If only he stayed abit closer to the east than Chinese Gardens!!! LOL But it was fun :D and I saw '100 Pounds Beauty'-some Korean movie. It was pretty good actually. Quite sweet. Predictable, but sweet :D Pam's rating is 2.5/5 (low rating because there were only chinese subtitles and I had to keep asking what was happening and guesstimate the other 75% myself. I would definitely give it another chance if it came in english though ;))
Honey and I ended the day at supper with Jackie who brought us to HK cafe! yay!! i love that place lol :D Thanks for the ride babes!

<3
Love, your Toxic.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

I've been gone for the past 2 days! Missed me? heehee
But, apparently I cant M.I.A. for such a short period of time because for some reason or another, people knew/found out where I was (--,) Stalkers...you know who you are! muahaha

Anyway, I went to Zouk/Phuture on Wednesday night with Yangs, Phy and Jeffery! And of course met Angela, Jayce, Tom, Wayhow etc there :D

I'm pretty sure Zouk must have stopped checking IDs or something because of the ammount of annoying children that looked like they haven't passed puberty in there.

Jayce, Angela, Phy, Me! (Angela's arm not long enough lol)

Camwhoring in the restroom!

It was super crowded as usual. I thought I'd give Phuture another chance, even after the past like 4 times I went and left irritated. But nope, the people were as usual, annoying, rude and stupid. (There was even this one part around 3am when there for some reason, was a mad rush to leave and people pushed me and Phy over a table-only to be saved by the guys sitting at it-.-)

Also, there was the bag clan, whom apparently think its cool to carry your purse/bag while dancing. They bump into everyone/everything and just look dorky. Please leave your bags in the car or at bag check!! They have bag check for a reason. And if you REALLY REALLY MUST carry in your bag, please bring a clutch or small purse *roll eyes at young stupidity*

Besides the normal guys who hit on us, there was this freak who, while we were walking past, nudged my boob 3 times. I was like 'wth' and turned to give him a face. Then he and his friend were grinning so idiotically, I thought maybe they knew me (especially if you're going to violate my boob!).
So i go, "Do I know you?!"
and the friend was all like "Now! now! we can get to know you now"
I grab Phys hand hard so she'd walk faster (but of course theres no space)
Mr. Smartass nudger then puts his arm around me to shove his mug under my nose to ask for my name cuz he's Tony or Tommy or something to that extent. *roll eyes*
I wanted to say "EX-FUCKING-SCUSE ME, PLEASE DO NOT PUT YOUR FOUL, SWEAT POLLUTED ARM AROUND ME AND TALK TO ME WITH BEER INDUCED BREATH OR I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING ARM"
But, as usual, because I'm so nice, I said, "I'm Pamela, nice to meet you, but I'm leaving now. Bye!"
God. People (mainly guys) these days.

Even the DJ pissed us off. He played like a quarter of the good songs trying to mix them himself or was seriously drunk behind the podium and was pressing random buttons. Either way, it came out bad, and the other half of the songs were old and slow. Worse, was when all of a sudden there was like retro music in it *fainted*

I would have to say, the only good thing about Phuture was the giant bouncer standing in the middle of the dance floor next to the DJ. He was very nice and helpful. Not only was he protecting everyone, but he cared for everyone around him that we didn't trip/fall etc. He even told Phy that if people pushed we can lean on him or something. hahaha He also helped a girl put her purse in a safe place and randomly handed me and Phy napkins for sweat (--,) hahaha. Great man! (and just to add on a bit, he was very nice even when Phy kept poking his fat cuz her hands are itchy :X)

Pam and Jayce!

Me and Tom

Anyway, the night ended on a better note in the main arena dancing with Jayce, Angela and the rest :D The following are pictures of me before Yangs came to pick me up.

Thursday I woke around 3 and walked Baby! He was super crazy peeing at every tree and pillar -.-. He is definitely one reason why I prefer cats so much more! LOL
We also had lunch with some ah lians (Asian gangster wannabes) who were skipping school and under aged smoking. (Actually just sharing tables) LOL o man to see them so young and rebellious reminds me of the old days (--,) One of them was like butch or something and Phy kept calling her a "he" and her friends kept laughing until they corrected Phy. hahaha I wanted to die on the spot.

Tired Baby from all the exercise!

Later we went to Seimei to buy baking material for our cupcakes! On the way picking up a new bed and squeaky toy for baby! (He was so pleased with them! when i brought the bag to his room he jumped on me and squeaked the toy until I'm sure the whole neighborhood woke :X)

Baby and his toy!

Baby in his new bed!

I have decided that it'd suck to be an un-neutered/un-spayed pet. Because there is like a 95% chance of them never being able to have sex in their life-time, but still get super horny every once in awhile.
So everyone, neuter/spay your animals! It's better for the world in many ways ;)

On a side note, while picking up some foods at NTUC, I realize their staff is super rude! and pushy! They keep pushing the frozen foods and when we asked for hamburger meat, the lady got angry cuz we asked for 2 packets instead of putting 500g in one bag. And wouldn't even answer our bimbotic question nicely as bimbotic as it was. *humph* Every time I visit an NTUC (which is usually not that often) I remember why I don't shop there. *angries*

Anyway, Phy and I made Japanese curry and twice baked potatoes for dinner!! (haha guess who made what (--,) ) Yangs also, I believe, had his fun making his "ball burger". HAHAH because he pretty much deep-fried a patty an it absorbed all the oil into a giant ball of beef.

Twice baked potato!

Japanese curry!

Soon to be ball-burger pattie (--,)

At around 2am, Phy and I made chocolate cupcakes with frosting!! Yummy!! It was long, and hard, but in the end, oh so sucessful!! Yay!

Cupcakes!!

Frosting!! yummm

Frosted Cupcakes!!!

I want to thank Yangs for being so thoughtful as to buy Phy and I undies while he was in China! :D They're uber cute! I don't think I've worn such (literally) cute underwear in a very long time! LOL

Please ignore my fats :X

P.S. I took a picture of this smiley I drew on my mirror after my shower!!! It has round eyes so I can fit more eyelashes on its face! muahaha!!

P.P.S- I have been enlightened as to what James's friend's name is. It is.....RAYVE! (pronounced Rave i think :X) Tada!! So sorry dear, If you're reading this. I will try to remember it from now on! I have not forgotten however (--,) that you act for children and is well acquainted with Barney and the Power Puff girls! muahahah!!!

Before I sign off, I want all my lovely readers to know that theres a very HOTT NEW BLOG! It is administered by Grace, Gilda, Jayce, Eileen, Phy and Myself! This blog is mainly for business and very much like a small magazine filled with food recipes, places to go and things to do. Of course, everything will be proven/experienced by us with picture proof! Besides this post, the blog will be admissable under the "Links" section of my blog. Have fun! :D

<3
Love, your Toxic.