*~*Miss Pammy Tan*~*

I think i just ate an ant :X
I was just stuffing my face with a ham and cheese sandwich for supper when i saw one of those tiny weeny ants no larger than a grain of sand, frolicking around on my hand. I intended to sweep it off into the trash can next to my bed and on my way to lean over, i took another bite of my sandwich. By the time I looked over onto my hand again, Tiny (what i named the ant) had disappeared! Poor thing is probably hanging onto some ham (or cheese) in my tummy for its dear life.

The above diagram explains my overactive imagination of what the ant Tiny, is currently doing. (click to enlarge)

I heard that ants are supposed to be nutritious though. At least thats what I was told in 3rd grade by the class weirdo named Kyle, who licked ants off the floor trying to impress my friend Phini Elkins. I somehow doubt his wooing tactics worked.....

Anyway, may Tiny's rendezvous be a statement to every single ant that has been infiltrating my house like its world war III. *touch wood*

So, today I met Grace and we went down to Orchard for some browsing! *brows* We hunted around for those wooden doll houses. We did find a really ugly one at Takashimaya but I'd rather play with Barbie dolls. I mean, these days modern toys with working/bending knees and all, who's gonna wanna have a lump of wood daddy and mommy with little to no hair? I think-correct me if I'm wrong- any kid would be a little traumatized to have a chemotherapy stricken wood doll while his/her friends are playing with fully haired/clothed/boobed dolls.

"hey look at my new Barbie convertible! it has an inbuilt phone and it makes music!"
"oh...I've got a new wood car....you can't put things in it...but i painted on the chrome rims!"
Sad case. Way to go....mess up a kid for life -.-"

The worse thing is: you just killed a tree and the wood toys cost more than the plastic ones did.

We also saw the Japanese doll house thing but instead of dolls they have like animals. Also, the houses look like wood, only, its fake wood and really plastic. So, sad case she didn't get anything :( don't worry babes, we shall search harder!

We visited Phy at the wine club for dinner! Yummy! by the time we finished the long journey to the middle of nowhere (aka Tanglin) we were fungry!! (Fucking+hungry=Fungry for future reference) We had the delicious xiao long baos and noodles! I wish the aunty lived near me...I'd so visit her everyday!! yummm (--,)

To my surprise Phys mom was there learning how to make xiao long baos! woo hoo!! I foresee learning them from her and eating till i look like one! muahaha!!

Phy, Grace!

On a side note: Mambo dancing should be banned while diving :x hahaha If Yang's ever gets pulled over he'll not be charged for DUI but DWMI instead. hahaha (Driving While Mambo Influenced) shhh don't tell him I said that :X All i have to say is I'm glad the windows are tinted.....Phy is quickly catching onto the moves (--,)

<3
Love, your Toxic.